no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.