i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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