awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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