D3 body, D1 cock
Betty ford says i'm here all night
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
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Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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