I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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