Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.