Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Porn is love you can see.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask