I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.