i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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