Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Randomize
