that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
You're like the curious george of whores
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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