8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
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