help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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