well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
honey bunches of taint.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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