I cockslap morals
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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