i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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