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There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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