I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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