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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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