I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Dear god my vagina.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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