i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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