And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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