btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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