# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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