I'm really into asian looking animals
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
His hands were made for my vagina.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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