jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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