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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.

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  Shittttttt.

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  Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics

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  But that's half the fun of it

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?

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• (585): View more from New York

  I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You were silly, high, and chewing on things.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus

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