I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i think my mom watched the whole time
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?