Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head

(770): View more from Georgia

Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you

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(970): View more from Colorado

We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.

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(319): View more from Iowa

i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"

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(775): View more from Nevada

He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min

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(408): View more from California

So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl

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(916): View more from California

All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie

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(847): View more from Illinois

Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?

(262): View more from Wisconsin

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