Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird