He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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