What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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