Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
zippers are such a cool invention
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
try to milk me bitch
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