Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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