dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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