I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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