How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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