i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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