So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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