But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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