You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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