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  Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it

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  If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.

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• (914): View more from New York

  No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.

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  ohh what kind?

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  I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.

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  I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.

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• (530): View more from California

  My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.

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  Hey did where's my bong?

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  In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right

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  Should I bother to ask?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.

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  That was beautiful.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.

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• (323): View more from California

  VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.

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  Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.

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