3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid