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• (442): View more from California

  seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off

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• (518): View more from New York

  you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved

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  19 Cringe-worthy Bachelorette Party Texts

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my credit cards need to be pressure washed

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Let's get the cat blown out

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• (512): View more from Texas

  That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you

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