I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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