im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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