Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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