Church boner. Awkwardddd
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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