Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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