I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Girls should come with a carfax report
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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