but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
The ass gains better be worth it
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