i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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