well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
