I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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