Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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