Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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