it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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