She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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