can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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