There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Randomize
