I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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